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Chef Boy ARR TJ

  • Writer: TJ Barr
    TJ Barr
  • Mar 2
  • 2 min read



Call me a 'Food Dude' ... Call me 'Dr. Drink'... I can put it away and digest it with a splash of reminiscence.


Some people are big. Some things are big. Size is a part of life, and allocating everything takes up a significant distribution of time, effort, and analysis. It could be big, small, fast, slow, debilitating or efficient. But shit takes space until you push the throttle.



Funny one for the guys at the @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente



Frank took a walk every day... BIG HANDS!



I've had ups and downs in every sort of the way. Baby fat, my best coordination grades 5-7, blueberries, metabolism, football inhalation, college diet, home cooked meals, meds, Mt. St Helens, work out.


I was a 10 pound baby (sorry mom) but look at the size of Peyton Mannings head



Theres a story of me eating a string cheese, while pouring a mixing bowl of cereal, while popcorn is in the microwave. Little pre workout tip... keep peanut butter and a spoon in your locker (chunky).


Theres the medication thing I don't want to dance around. If you wanna fix it you gotta take it. If it wasn't a rocky road we'd live in Baskin Robbins




St Helens... epic






So as I pray for a rebuttle like were chugging The Godfather's olive oil from a tiki torch, and its one cup after the other. So you can take it to the nads but now Im takin snaps, and we will see where this goes ;)




Born in a house with 3 boys (Dad was always an outlier) we never went hungry. Nonetheless, we had a standard of substance that needed to be quelched characterized by 'Meat and Potatoes.' But we weren't the kind of family pounding silverware like the Lost Boys



We had legitimate dinnertable conversation centered on "How was your day?" Beethoven reverberrated in the background. Dad would regularly bring the latest SCOTUS (suprmeme court) case to bring understanding and perspective to our healthy consumption. It started with grace, and finished with us clearing the table... only after we finished our milk.








If Harry Met Sally they'd make a Shaq Okneel.



However you do it you gotta take it all in. CHEERS!


Me and Brit movin wait @lafitness
Me and Brit movin wait @lafitness

P.S. I hate it when gym rats do this but here ya go. Don't be afraid of mirrors. Everyone looks good in the dark.





 
 
 

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